back in a moment

So it's been a coupla days since I last put fingertips to keyboard. And it's only polite to catch you up - but unfortunately, in the last four days, absolutely nothing has happened.

Well, obviously not nothing. The sun rose; some birds sang; I ate some cereal; crawled some blogs; ate more cereal; slept. And having nothing to do, I've been looking back on this past year. Sometimes with a smile, sometimes with a grimace and sometimes with that rumbling sense of lost dignity. Actually, mostly with that rumbling.

Why the rumbling? I'd like to lay the blame at the feet of the gods of fermentation. But that would be unfair to the lesser gods of bad judgement, bad timing and the spirit of good idea at the time. But yes, I know I have only myself to blame.
And society.

Ok, society probably had very little to do with me kissing a boy (in protest), or trying to break into my neighbour's, or [HEY, THIS BIT GOT CUT COS MAYBE IT'S OFFENSIVE], or my mid lecture pass out.

And as much as I would love to delve into my failings as a responsible adult, right now I have to get a five year old to stop banging on the damn piano. (obvs, neither are mine: kids, I can't deal with; pianos, can't afford. And babysitting is on my never again list.)